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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A BAD SURGEON GENERAL
10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve
9. You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi Rum
8. Morning, noon and night you can be found wandering around in a hospital
gown
7. Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator
6. You thought "Chicago Hope" was going to be a hit
5. Your medical degree is from that correspondence school endorsed by Sally
Struthers
4. Instead of flu vaccine, you recommend so-called "flu-proof" socks
3. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a Kennedy
2. You spend your entire day doing the very thing you said should be taught
in school
1. Your cure for heart disease: Zima
Letterman, Thursday, December 7, 1995, originally aired December 24, 1994